Sunday, 7 December 2008

9 WORDS WOMEN USE - Pass it on





I found this recently trawling the net, and thought it was so up my street. Read and pass it on - Men be Warned - WOMEN, THANK GOD FOR THE FAIRER SEX. 


  • (1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

  • (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.


  • (3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

  • (4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission.. Don't Do It!

  • (5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

  • (6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think  long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

  • (7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ...that will bring on a 'whatever').

  • (8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying @*#! YOU!

  • (9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several 
    times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.

* Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology.

* Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, cause they know it's true.

2 Speak To Me:

Yvette Kelly on 29 April 2009 at 22:39 said...

I wish you had the tweet this option.Really funny and true.

Erotic Horizon on 30 April 2009 at 08:42 said...

Hey Yvette..

Thanks for the suggestion.. I just might do that yet..

When I say it, I had to post, it was just so true..