9 WORDS WOMEN USE - Pass it on

 

 

 

 

I found this recently trawling the net, and thought it was so up my street. Read and pass it on - Men be Warned - WOMEN, THANK GOD FOR THE FAIRER SEX. 

 

• (1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

• (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

 

• (3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

• (4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission.. Don't Do It!

• (5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

• (6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think  long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

• (7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ...that will bring on a 'whatever').

• (8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying @*#! YOU!

• (9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several 
  times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.

* Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology.

* Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, cause they know it's true.